Hold on, hold up and hang on a minute, you will never believe where I’ve just been – I can hardly believe it myself! I have only gone and been to what was purportedly the first ever nature reserve in THE WORLD! Yes, not just in Yorkshire, not just in England, not just in the UK, but in the world and not only that, it’s a mere 19 minutes drive from where I live.

Over some 30 years he recorded 123 species of birds in Walton Park.
Not only that, but he was also against pollution being opposed to the local soap makers polluting Walton village and eventually managed to have them evicted. They decamped all the way to Wakefield. No further comment.
Gosh, I think that’s quite enough excitement for one night. Time for a cup of tea me thinks.